No sane individual is going to pay for a subscription for phone backgrounds.

That is absolutely a stupid business idea and the people who came up with it should be publicly shamed.

How can it not be a lecture in disguise?

Do you know any well adjusted adults that don’t swear?

What a bore of a character premise.

It was when he called the rescue diver a paedophile that moment sticks out in my mind. But I have a feeling my opinion of him was changing before that.

They are very clearly quoting lyrics from the Rage against the machine song killing in the name of.

But if you were born after 2005 I can comprehend how that reference is missed.

Kids these days are out of touch.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Hmmmm that man seems to have a tinge of the ginge.

There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.

For anyone interested, these two did not get together after the war and live happily ever after.

One of them shacked up with two other men while on deployment.

Limerence is a hell of a thing.

I fucking hate Coldplay.

Guess I feel vindicated because I’ve never really listened to the lyrics.

Could it though?

This is a good one, filing it away for future children…

This green text, like every post on AitA is a work of fiction.

A dirt bag is a very useful part of the vacuum cleaner, clearly it’s a compliment.

She’s just as trash as JD.

It’s fucking discriminatory in my opinion and it has always made me uncomfortable filling out the blood donation paperwork.

We can reliably screen for HIV (all blood donations are) why the fuck are homosexuals discriminated against over this.

Skibidi is indeed a fun word to say.

I look forward to making the younger generation cringe as I twist their own slang against them and shoe horn it into contexts not in any way originally skibidi’ed.

And yet so many people still walk around with enormous entitlement.

What the hell Kyle, you work a minimum wage retail job, drive a shitbox and live with your parents. You don’t get to act all ‘I’m so cool I don’t have time to care about you’ you haven’t done shit.

Yeah I don’t know about the veracity of the statement ‘all cancer is toxin exposure’ you got a source to back that claim up?

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

Spoilers below so don’t read if you haven’t read a book published 180 years ago

It is the greatest story of vengeance ever written.

Not revenge, vengeance.

The book is bat shit wild. There are parts where you will remember after you finished and think ‘was that a fever dream?’

There was a cross dressing lesbian couple or did I imagine that?

Did he really just burn down the whole house?

How did he survive the poisoning?

Who is that bandit again?

What was buried in the yard?

So many tangential story lines that culminate in an amazing climax.

So many moments that are little vignettes which explain pivotal moments in the characters.

The crazy Abbes relief when Dantes believes him.

The live fish being delivered in barrels

The fact no one escapes the Counts wrath.

Wait and Hope Baby. Wait and hope.