Scrolling Facebook on the couch is too warm and inviting for Americans to do anything useful. The French started molotoving buildings at the threat of an increased work week. Americans? “Oh well. I’ll look at Amazon for something to consume to cure my sadness followed up by a good round of bigot posting on the ol’ Facebook.”

Americans giving you big mad downvotes. Fuck cars.

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Honestly, though, Zuck doesn’t care. He won’t even read this. Billionaires live in an entirely different universe from the rest of us.

It’ll be $500+ in the US after The Great Orange Tariffs are instated.