“… in order to better serve our customers.”

it looks like dead flies. no thanks.

i am hooked to Crossy Road. (is like atari fogger, but better)

i have declined an invitation to attend a family reunion this weekend, a function i have previously attended for years.

i am already feeling the FOMO and boredom and disappointment of relatives. but on the other hand, i am honoring my commitment to my mental health.

… going down both sides of this cycle, and I damned reunion hasn’t even started yet.

off-topic. nowhere in your reply have you spoken about christianity.

totally unforgivable. i would absolutely not stand for what you’ve described.

i have read all of your responses herein and i keep thinking how glad i am to not be married.

is really bugging me about how they are all crashing/pushing thru each other. like… go with the flow, folks!

… however, i value YOU so much more than my plastic cards. (corny but true)

i have been clicking that remote for more than an hour now. i am having a lot of fun!

a couple weeks ago while getting my steps in i found a gabapentin on the sidewalk.

i ate it.

hey buddy. nice job.

i don’t follow this sort of thing and your specs look like greek to me. but you have obviously spent a ton of time and effort and are quite accomplished at your craft.

it does look like a scrotum. haha. scrotum.

fuck yeah! that was awesome! great speech!

best part is hidden at the end…

sterilize your sponge, so when you’re done, you may want to pop it in the microwave.

100%

i did not consent to this. i withdraw my consent.

the end.

is there supposed to be a link?..

what am i doing wrong?

that was a very confusing watch.

could be that i am too near bedtime.

very confused.

her eon the fed

… issa manga, right?

hit the ‘link’ button, and then the ‘context’ button.

you don’t run every day, do you?

oh goddammit. gross.

now i HAVE TO change them.