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He can play COD with Assad whenever

I’m assuming the Ouya

The band of homeless people living under the bridge: being cute, famous, rich, smart, funny and sexy

That would be legitimately useful experience for the militaries of the time

My right, your right or their right?

Actually, you’re right. My right, right?

Fuck it, no time. Fucking them all

Personally I’d consider sand storms and the sun from Mario 3 to be pretty dramatic on their own

The irony is people in states with legitimately dramatic weather don’t really say this (AK, AZ, FL, CO) at least not in my experience

Alright

grabs shovel

The cap is clearly visible

Only 300 cm

I can’t stand being in anything besides jeans for a second longer than necessary

I think you’re forgetting about high yield savings accounts. You could easily have 603$ by the end of that time

I’ve seen some people do it in the American South and Midwest. Denver, too but generally only outside the downtown area and only certain people (maybe from the other two regions)

Me after years in IT and decades of Linux:

If you need help, bother somebody else

Sock Manufacturers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!

The Tik Tok gap in the middle is interesting

Malicious version: nobody can disprove your accusation that they were a regional manager of a Radioshack

said offending snow-covered Gestapo officer Shipdit

…

Shipdit, who dropped out of high school before they covered German history

This article has clauses that go harder than most parody today

I haven’t seen jokes stacked like this since Bojack wrapped

Says?