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Cake day: May 11th, 2024

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  • I just realized that in something like 200 years, no one is really going to understand the difference between George Bush and George W Bush. Like, they’ll know they were two different people, but mis-attributing something that one Bush said to the other Bush will be seen as an easy mistake to make (much like how nowadays, John Adams and John Quincy Adams are seen as two different people but are not really that different in the average person’s eyes).

    Like, there might be memes of 41 saying “…fool me -can’t get fooled again. Heheh” and no one will realize what’s wrong with the picture.


  • When I was stationed at Camp Pendleton around 2003-ish, one of the barracks I was at had a pizza vending machine. It made cheese pizzas (maybe pepperoni too, but I am not sure) that were a little smaller than a frisbee and cost around $5 (at a time when the priciest McDonald’s value meal was almost $5). I never had any myself, but it did take a couple minutes to make and (if I remember correctly) the crust was mostly pre-made. Being able to watch the process (a crust drops onto the conveyor, a robot puts the sauce on, another robot puts the cheese on, another robot puts the toppings on (if any), the pizza is conveyored through the oven) would help occupy the customer’s time. If the crust is pre-made, you’re really just broiling the cheese and toppings to get them melty and hot.

    I don’t think the pizza was too tasty or popular, but it was a convenient option if you were drunk.


  • In USMC boot camp, this specific topic was addressed very early on. It’s “Good Morning” up until noon, after which it is “Good Afternoon” up until you eat evening chow, then it is “Good Evening” until midnight (at which point it becomes “Good Morning” again).

    Of course, it’s all up to personal preference in the real world. If you’re out with your friends at a club and it’s after midnight but still very much dark out, you’re not going to be greeting people of the gender that you prefer to look at with “Good Morning”, because it is still ‘evening’ to you and them.







  • gaberealtoWikipedia@lemmy.worldCueCat
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    6 months ago

    The thing about the cuecat is that it should have worked. And if it had come out in the mid-to-late '90s (say, 95-97), I really think it would have been a bigger thing than it was. The thing people today don’t really appreciate about the 90’s (and early 00’s) internet was just how deathly slow it was. People were using 33.6 kbps modems and were fine with it. Do you know how deathly slow a 33.6 connection was? A buddy of mine and I had 56k modems and used to download music videos from Kazaa in the early 00’s. We would start the download in the morning before going to work, and the download would be done (or almost done) when we got home (we lived next door to each other and worked at the same place). A full work day to download a 3-ish minute video at a crappy resolution. And this was using 56K modems. A 33.6 was noticably slower. Do you know what one of the big selling points on using Google back in the day was? Speed. Sure, Yahoo or Altavista might have better or nicer-looking results, but Google was fast. It was faster than all the other search engines, so people used it more. It helped that the search results weren’t crap either, but its speed really helped sell it to the average user (Google used to show how long the search took to complete, and if I remember correctly the search time was measured in milliseconds).

    I say all this to help illustrate how slow the internet was back then. It was so god-awful slow. I remember in high school, I downloaded a 5MB anime clip on a school computer. It took like 15-20 seconds to download, and I was blown away at the speed (to give a reference, on my home computer I could take the dogs out on their leashes, hook them up on their runs and get back to the computer in the time it took to download a 100 kB file).

    So a device that could scan a barcode in the Sears catalog and make the computer pull up the product’s web presence on the Sears website should have been a game changer. And scanning a barcode to add a product to a wishlist or cart would have saved so much time for the average web user. This product should have been gobbled up by the masses, but the breadth of its capabilities wasn’t embraced by the companies that could have used it the most.

    Yes, reading paper magazines in front of your computer WAS the way of the future, because modems were super slow and anything that could offload that slowness was a blessing.

    Also, your quip about ‘people plugging the cuecat into their Windows-only computer and loading the correct driver (hopefully)’ was just how the computer world worked at the time. Windows’ unofficial slogan was “sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t”. Having Windows crash for no good reason, having hardware fail for no good reason, losing the last hour of progress on your term paper due to Office crashing was all just something that computer users were accustomed to. Hell, Windows 98 had a BSOD while Bill Gates was showing it off at COMDEX 1998. Having hardware that was Windows-only and might or might not work was par for the course in those days. It wouldn’t have hurt the cuecat at all.