The translation is not very accurate. It should be read something like this:

be me rune master

concealing runes of power

Chad comes and breaks the monument

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lmao why are Chads like this?

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I’m sure he speaks like Matt Berry “hello flight XY1234, be warned that you’re flying tremenDOUSly towards a huMONgous airplane. AAAAH! Please avert collision, yes?”

Thanks, reread in hi-res!

Don’t sweat it, I’m French, too.

Qu’est-ce que tu viens juste de dire sur moi, espèce de malotru ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai gagné la médaille du meilleur artisan de France, option viennoiserie et j’ai participé à plus de 300 concours régionaux de boulanger-pâtissier en Gascogne. Je suis entraîné en choco 2 barres et 3 barres et je suis le meilleur en pâte feuilletée de tout le sud-ouest. Pour moi, tu n’es rien de plus qu’un client ordinaire. Je vais te vendre une chocolatine comme tu n’en as jamais goûté, tu t’en souviendras. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir aussi facilement en me parlant comme ça sur internet ? Essaie encore. Pendant qu’on est en train de parler, j’ai contacté un livreur deliveroo et on est en train de remonter ta trace, donc tu ferais mieux de te préparer à une sacrée régalade, mon gros poulet.

So many fucking French here. Don’t you have baguettes to put somewhere where the sun never shines and white flags to weave? I know I have

Yeah OK I’ll need a source for that

I hate you!

Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)

“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant

LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

Wittgenstein found an elegant solution to this kind of paradox: “This is obvious bullshit. Next.”

Missed opportunity to start a total war on the pangolins (or bats or whatever it was)

Are you talking about me? How do you know? It’s pure rumors anyway! I’m extremely manly, OK? My car makes a lot of noise, so yeah. I’m heterosexual btw

Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

No. Homicides have still raised by 15% in 2024. This is a graph of rate increase in homicides, not of homicides. It’s the second derivative (see speed vs acceleration)

Ah damn.

Do you know how to replace it (the one-click save for later)? Something that would take the imports from pocket and is well integrated within Firefox?

Very wtf, thank you very much.

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A bit surprised there is no self-loathing race

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