Is Trump going to bust out from an outhouse to Smash Mouth playing in the background for his birthday?

You know what to do, killer orcas

Nice, thanks for the background check, Peter Thiel

Where is the left’s meltdown and J6 then? Why you guys so docile?

It’s always nice when trash takes itself out

Do we think he started this war just to get out of this wedding? 🤔

Fun fact on why Missisipi, of all the places, improved: they introduced a law that a child cannot be promoted to next year if they do not pass reading proficiency test.

Who knew the shame of repeating a year can be motivator enough for kids and parents.

Yeaaah, just today I saw that Caribbean coral reef is dying faster than it can replenish due to temperatures rise, and that the Timor green pigeon is close to extinction. I would be hella buff if I did that too ;_;

The fuck is this moron doing touching baby birds 😤 literally my whole life I have been told ‘NEVER touch a baby bird or the mom will reject it’

I would assume the enormous environmental impact of McDonald’s comes from the amount of meat, specifically cow, they are responsible for

It is not making fun of people for being impoverished, it is making fun of people for voting against their interest, and thinking that by doing so they are ‘owning the libs’

Okay? But this particular study was conducted in Germany. Not everything is about the US 🙄 also, we all know they’re all morons over there anyway

Lol, “worked in Poland” my ass. As soon as they elected Tusk, he secured all money to be unfrozen, with his EU buddies, while no changes have actually been made

If they could, why haven’t they yet

Then how about we just ban the sale of furs

Lol, I thought that was the point of it. Like an “I got it just because I can” type of thing, and it will never actually be used

Oh god, please make it happen, it would bo so fucking funny.

Also imagine Trump if Israel and Russia went to war - his 2 bosses fighting each other, guy would get a stroke

I don’t know how anyone is still listening to this guy, let alone take it seriously. He just says things, just to say something, all the time.

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