I would think that holding your poop for any amount of time would be no good. I usually deposit mine directly into a convenient flushable porcelain receptacle, no extra handling required

Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan all come out of nowhere lightning fast to kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

Oh, well, neither is really metal, but whatever

I said AJJ, wife gave me a dirty look and said Tom Petty…

Surgery, surgery… surgery