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Nerd, truck driver, and kinda creeped that you’re reading this.

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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • “where are you from?”

    Here.

    “But where did you grow up?”

    Here.

    “Where were you born?”

    Here.

    “But where were your parents from?”

    The town over.

    “Okay but where were your grandparents from”

    [Other country]

    “Ah okay now I can finally put this label on you and refer to you as [country]an whenever I talk about you and hang all these assumptions on you”















  • Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.

    For example:

    “Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic

    “Adam and Eve”, Monaco

    Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal

    And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.