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And that’s not even factoring in the $300 million Trump’s just going to pocket. So lets just call it an even $900 million.

“The American people will no longer tolerate the blatant waste, fraud and abuse of their hard-earned tax dollars — no state should allow it either,”

Excuse me? If anything, the 2024 election made it crystal clear that the American people will, in fact, tolerate the blatant waste, fraud, and abuse of our hard-earned tax dollars. 77 million people actually voted for it.

Yeah, NewsThump writes some very funny headlines, but the body of their articles don’t always live up to the high standard set by The Onion. This one cracked me up though. It’s the best I’ve read from them in a while.

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If MAGA could read, they’d be very upset about that billboard.

I was really hoping we’d get lucky and it’d be rained out to spare us from this grotesque national embarrassment… But whatever, I’ve learned to accept that good things just don’t happen.

That tracks. No one is as unfamiliar with, and vehemently opposed to, the words of Jesus more than American Christians.

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Undoing all this stupid nonsense is going to be annoying and expensive. But hey, at least groceries are… More expensive than ever? Fuck!

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Yep, multiple times for DUI and domestic violence. According to the article he’s currently serving 16 months in a California prison, after which he’ll be serving another 18 months in an Oregon prison.

I submitted an appeal, but is there any chance of that appeal working?

I doubt a human will ever read the appeal, it’s all automated, so you’re probably out of luck.

That’s probably for the best. I loved Home Improvement as a kid, but after rewatching it during the pandemic, I was pretty disappointed that it hasn’t held up as well as other popular sitcoms of the '90s. Every episode is just a generic “men are from Mars, women are from Venus” story with some random grunting thrown in. Hell, that kind of material was stale before the show even premiered.

Hmm, so what did Trump do? Please be specific, Gianni. FFS, this guy is such a shameless brown-noser.

From the greatest sports parody movie ever made, BASEketball (1998):

Squeak: I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I’m outta here!

CBS news is a far right propaganda outlet now, so it’s about not giving them traffic. There are plenty of reputable sources reporting on this story, there’s no reason to link to them.