Willoughby

We saw what our owners(until proven otherwise) do when they don’t want to be found out.

What kind of sick shit do you think they’re doing right now?

Ladies, Please. I’m trying to listen to Ween.

Our future, everyone.

Xmpp, Matrix, Lemmy and to a lesser extent, Mastodon and a bit of IRC when things really go below zero.

< _ < miyoo mini+ with every pokemon game from DS backwards and 40 romhacks

_ > nintendo selling me two for $20 each

wrong, it’s cake

Big slop

plot twist: she’s 54

I have no idea how old that woman is

With enough effort we can convince it the name of Greenland is Epsteinia.

Why yes. I do remember when Robot Lincoln fought Godzilla. 1884 I believe, right around the time Vlad the Impaler gained superman powers and Catherine the Great became invisible.

we can’t eat headphones anymore?

buy another one

Seems kinda hypcritical. Aw well, hivemind gonna hivemind.

They even make less content an event so you can celebrate your own loss?

If censorship is what’s being criticized, it’s no different. This is why I tell people not to use db0.

Used to be the first thing we’d suggest but it’s just become such a nanny instance that jumps on everyone’s shit.

defederates Feddit

We wouldn’t want anyone forgetting, now would we?

w-well then what do I need the gun for?

Once the course begins a small UI pops up asking if you’d like to attack, use a special or select an item from your inventory.

After you finish the meal, a victory jingle is played.

Responsible? No, God no. I don’t think Trump being POTUS and raiding homes is anyone’s first idea but Trump’s and maybe his puppet masters.

buuut… is he…

Complicit? 100%

Paid off? 100%

Collaborated? 100%