No, but it’s even worse: classified military documents

Edit: guess I’m getting evicted by the us government

By pouring tabasco sauce in your eye

I love Voyager

LFS: You are your own chef

Feels vaguely like a reference to The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

Bionic Reader

Me and my cs prof i’m TA’ing for trying to debug two swapped lines for an hour yesterday be like

chmod; sudo chmod

I personally use Krita a lot; it is a free and open source tool for creating digital art. While it’s not quite as feature rich as Photoshop, it is still quite an excellent tool for designing. Check it out here: https://krita.org/en/

Security

/s

Seriously tho, I guess its to monitor the doggo if they go out?

Edit: pup -> doggo

Probably a security cam

Junior programmers commenting their code be like

*nooo you can’t delete Edge

position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);

display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;

display: grid;
place-items: center;

They were r o o m m a t e s

For me, neither look like braces

Watt is going on here?

Maybe not massive…

Obligatory neal.fun/password-game