Yeah I regularly bake stupid crap, just throw some ingredients together and make some cookies or pie or some eldritch monstrosity. In my experience it’s difficult to actually make something inedible unless you add something that’s already gross

the lesser of two evils is the best they can do. Remind them, it’s not. It’s still evil.

Yes! Harm-reduction is the last effort! The point is to do everything you can before the elections, so you don’t have to choose between the evils! You vote for the lesser one if all else fails

Hey it could be worse - if you touch me I get the shivers of disgust, very visibly. I still feel kinda sorry for that random person who accidentally slightly brushed my arm when they sat next to me in the train years ago

Yeah the diamond hoe is my main tool for turtle egg harvesting. And that is a sentence I don’t think I could ever have imagined I would end up writing

The lack of space is awful in itself, but the lack of enrichment is even worse. The best tub-keeping I’ve seen is what SnakeDiscovery do, so you can in fact even do it decently. The people who don’t bother are repulsive

It helps if you have a health issue that doesn’t affect your digestion too much. Severe intestinal issues might make it very difficult to eat plant-based diets, as plant-matter is pretty hard to digest and most plant-based proteins might be fully off the table as well.

Health issues can just fuck up everything you wouldn’t even think about, really. Hell, I’m trying to drink juice instead of water and eating a lot of salt on doctor’s orders, which is pretty much the opposite they’d usually tell you to do

I’d imagine “without land” was aimed more towards “can’t grow enough to be self-sufficient”. You can totally utilize even small places very well, but if you’re poor living in a tiny flat without much natural light it’s a pretty daunting task to grow enough anything to live off that. Just the electricity cost for the lamps might make it pretty hard depending where you live. I guess mushrooms instead of vegetables might work a bit better though

I used to say agnostic because at that point all the atheist discussion I saw in public was aggressively anti-theistic, and I found it equally stupid to very strongly believe in either direction about things there’s simply no way to know. Now I just say atheist because it doesn’t mean only “I hate religion with passion” anymore

Oh, and if someone happens to be interested in the actual history, frog coffins were a real thing in Finnish folklore, though they were usually good luck charms. You’d bury them under the church floor, the closer the altar, the better. I also used juniper wood, which was considered the most pure and beautiful wood, so I’m taking creative liberties here! But the people of old are gone and forgotten, and so is their magic. I’d say magic is meant to change and grow as people do anyway, so if I can borrow even a bit from the old to create new, I think that’s enough to keep the spirit of it.
And a lot of the magic was indeed used for curses, so I’m keeping that tradition alive for sure

The traditional way would require an actual frog corpse, so this was the most ethical way I could make it (and it’s not like I have plentiful access to frog corpses). If it helps, I made the frog look very mean on purpose

Here’s a quick translation of the spell I cast on it, it’s a curse of rotting. I left out the most secret part and I won’t reveal the actual ritual either, but the curse itself should tell what it contained. Next I’m going to bury the effigy in it’s coffin in the old graveyard after the sun sets, to finish the curse.

Now, do I believe in this stuff? Well, no. This is more of a play for me, to keep some magic in the world, and old traditions alive. Or maybe I’m lying, and just covering my tracks so nobody can blame me of anything. Who knows, the internet is full of weirdos. But hey we all have our ways to deal with all of this shit, some get drunk, others turn to witchcraft

Women oozing hate, rancid men,
half-wit enablers, genociders,
filthy rich acting like pigs, those that have raped even children,
every greedy fucker that’s robbing the eco-sphere;

(I command) meat melt away, guts rot,
(become) full of pus heads mean and stupid,
gnaw those bones, bad cancer,
every one of you fascists, putrefy alive;

in behalf of the weakest, I become hateful,
I curse with blood, I curse with iron,
I curse with spit and salt,
I cover (them) with ash too,
like this, cruelly in revenge I chastise the ones destroying(/shitting on) the world.

Hey etsy witches got Charlie Kirk, so might as well

I’ve never been drinking or smoking, or using drugs. No coffee either. It’s because I’m an autistic mess and also because my intestines like to kill themselves. I feel like I lack some sort of important human experience in this since I can’t even tell a cool story how I realized it’s just not for me or something. I simply never got into any of it lmao

It all boils down to “an army marches on its stomach”, essentially. Without proper supply lines wars are over before they begin

A lot of people have chronic conditions that won’t be fixed no matter what they eat. I get it’s easy to say stuff like that since a lot of people would benefit from better diet and habits in general, but when you’re extremely ill it gets old really fast to hear even well-meaning advice that’s not helpful.

At one point my guts were so infected I could eat barely anything and lived only on boiled white rice for a while, and I still had motherfuckers ask me had I considered eating more vegetables

It’s still been cheaper than the alternatives if you buy for multiple people, and has most of my native country’s artists at this point. I’d like to switch, but I’m worried the other services don’t offer enough finnish music, and just couple euros more is a lot of money when you are poor.
Of course you could say “don’t pay for these if you’re poor”, but it’s the only subscription I’m paying for, and I feel like abandoning every single thing that can still bring me joy is kinda asking for my depression peak so I’m back to trying to hang myself again.

Though the moment I hear adds or the price increases again, I’ll obviously switch immediately

Alright that’s the last straw, I’ve had enough news about tyrants today. I don’t even believe in magic but I’m still gonna put a curse on every single one of these disgusting fascists and enabling fuckwits. Rot, bastards. All of them

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Vihhoo tihhkuvat akat, ukotkii eltaantunneet,
vajjoot mahollistajat, kansoo nii murhhanneet,
sikkailevvat raharikkoot, lapsiiki raeskanneet,
kaik nuo elonkehhee ryöveevät suatanan ahhneet;

lihat sulakee poies, suoletki määtkää,
täysiks visvoo piät ilikeet ja tyhymätkii,
kalluu nuo luut viel paha syöpäkkii,
kaik fasistihet työ elävält mättääntykkää;

puolest kaikkie heikompie, ny mie pistänkii vihoiks,
kirroon verellä, kirroon raualla,
kirroon sylellä ja suolalla,
peittelennii viel tuhhkasella,
mie kuritan mualimanpaskojia näen julumasti kostoks.

It reads just like something John Irving would write

Yeah, why go through the trouble? My analysis on him as a nordic neighbor is that he’s just some random middle-class swedish guy, that got big and tried to live like he’s regular dude instead taking responsibility for such a big influence.

A lot of the controversy seems to stem from USAians thinking he’s one of them just because he’s seen as american white, not understanding that he comes from an entirely different culture. For example I didn’t personally even grasp what a voldemort-type of a thing “n-word” is across the ocean until he did the bridge idiocy, and I doubt he understood either. There exists nothing like that in nordic cultures, we can say pretty much anything and the “forbidden words” are more just “don’t call people that”. The history of racism here is very different