Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

A lot more than just one person that doesn’t use this baby brained shit.

Ah okay, that would explain it!

Hmm, it appears I already owned it on there. Which means they put it out as a free game at least once before already.

The only games I have on there are free games.

I sure did once I finally realized what was going on. It was a pain in the ass to do but I was able to do it. Now they just keep telling me I should turn it back on but doesn’t actually affect anything really. They’re just all “oh man you really should back up all your stuff! It’s a risk if you don’t! You should definitely do so with OneDrive!”

Hell yeah, get their asses Slim!

Okay but that was just me while finally reading that actual story.

Until you find a reason to do it again. I burned a cd like last year because my car has a cd player.

In 10 different colour variants!

Surprisingly Sonic isn’t pregnant here.

Also all the shit the sonic freaks are into.

WOOOO!!

Nah, torrenting 8 seasons of a show I want to watch is the way to go.

So they gonna set up radiation booths at rallies?

Ah, if it isn’t my old friend Mr. Nick Clegg, with a dick for a face and an ass for a head!

Ah, so that must be the root chakra I’ve been hearing about.

I’d rather he rot on this plane of existence so we can be sure it happened.

You don’t even have to open it in Microsoft paint, you can just save it as a new format from the standard image viewer software.

Turns out masks are easy to breath through when you’re wearing them for racism rather than public health.

This is why there’s only one specific headline I’ll care about.