Oh, wow. There it is. The keyboard of my dreams.
Using one of these while on acid does not seem advisable, though.

I would wear a sombrero all day, just because.

Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head

Thanks a lot. I finally downloaded Kropotkin’s work from LibriVox.

A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.

Origami

No more half-assed phone miniaturization?

What exactly is “pilk”´?

It’s either that, or Legalese has an enormously low entropy.

Hestekor!!

They craved an honest politican. They got one.
I mean, apart from all the tax avoidance, tax evasion, grift, graft and sinecures.

No, no. “Arrest.”
As in “stop in his tracks.”

Best GIF I’ve seen in this century.

MorphOS for me, which is API-compatible with AmigaOS up to version 3.1, but really snazzy in comparison, plus more “normal” hardware options.

This one always makes me melancholic:

Such a big turning point in time, captured on a photograph.

Notice anything unusual?
- Nah.

I’m gonna be brutally honest here, as I don’t care about the downvotes, but the amount of insanity and taboo around sexuality on - presumably predominantly American - online forums is indeed hard to bear. Always ready with the negative connotations: skimpy, slutty, cooties, cheating, home-wrecker; don’t even eye your cousin, that’s incest, therefore the worst thing in the world; a young woman loves a much older man, oh, he must have been grooming or coercing her; don’t masturbate or you’ll go blind, hair will grow on your palms… From a European POV, these seem like compulsory figments of messed-up minds. Love, sex - why can’t they just be there? So people can enjoy them? Why must people shit all over everything that brings joy? Even when mentioning these taboos “ironically,” such people perpetuate a culture of prudery and I don’t want it to creep into my own culture.

You used a screwdriver to store 73 kB?

I might completely lose my mind if I had to record the inane drivel my boss is spewing, and train an LLM with it. But if it would rid me of him, I’d still do it.

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