Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

Don’t bring an imperial soldier to a fight

Mit der A von AFD

She be begging donkey dick for bread by the end of the week

Can’t tell which one is new and which is old.

Good sir, your Pikachu is too HD. See to it at once

Same reasons monkeys have them; it helps with grabbing on to branches. The stiffness of the nail results in an increased grip strength, because the forces are blocked.

( David Attenborough voice) After the passenger jet has migrated to its fertility grounds it is ready to give birth. Unlike human babys, the passenger jet leaves the mother sideways. This way it can gather some draft before its heavy seat area touches the air. At this point, The mother needs to hover near enough to the Earth’s surface not to endanger the newborn fall, as it’s propellers are far from fully developed and can’t sustain proper flight yet.

iOS open

So open that you need an app to send a file over Bluetooth…

De Anfang des Niederlandifizirung 💓

Using imperative mood for getting your own pants

Chat my pants

triumvirate

(It’s a “three” word)

Although not super compact the 21:9 ratio makes it quite slim

Keep going, one qui at a time.

… Plus the collateral damage

This is a national post, without any science

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The US has the safest aviation record in the world.

Doubt

blEU screen of death

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