I’d hope Ingress would be allowed in if their birth certificate said they were born there!

Last man on earth

Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?

I think we can start calling this whole global situation WW3 now.

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

National Emergency Contact Database. Sign a piece of paper together to make each other emergency contacts in the eyes of the govt. have as many as you’d like!

How dare cyclists own the means of propulsion. Capitalism demands people buy expensive modes of transportation that requires payments to car companies, oil companies, insurance companies, and extra taxes. Get out of here with your free pedaling and infinite parking spaces!

Didn’t the Nazis host the Olympics? Why does history rhyme?

Companies don’t promote peons to management, only managers in peon roles get promoted. Just because you’re the best button pusher doesn’t mean you can succeed leading the button pushers.

Sell some of your unused belongings to people, so the money stays within the community instead of that person buying from a chain store. They lost a sale.

Doesn’t take much to convince me not to pay taxes

Your “Thank You” email should be used by you to put some of the points you hit on in the interview in writing to remind the company why they should hire you. Don’t think of it as gratitude. “Thanks for the opportunity to get to know the company. As I mentioned in the interview, I think I’d be a great fit because … blah blah blah.”

If it’s a business transaction to you, you have to market yourself if you want to be picked over someone else. Do I buy one of the robots that just showed up and told me their specs, or do I buy the one that has a little extra pizzazz for the same price?

How do people learn how to parent teenagers these days?

That whale better stop killing newborns

That’s a newspaper headline in a clickbait world.

I hope you keep that promise for the rest of your life.

He traded a liability for an asset. Distanced X from his personal assets (Tesla stock) used as collateral. xAI now has massive amounts of debt and Elon just owns the company that owns it.

I’m glad I got to see it.

Hanlon’s razor. He’s obviously referring to himself lol.

Taking a fat shit in a public restroom. No reason to be shy about it. Everyones gotta go sometimes.