This summer I hear the drumming.

I remember those days. Except back then you had the added challenge of finding space for it on your 1.2GB hard drive

You know what would make a twelve-hour fantasy movie even more fun? No pausing for bathroom breaks!

Considering how humans evolved we’re not that different from huskies. We’re supposed to be walking 20 miles a day.

I’ve worked for a couple startups and you’re absolutely right. If you make a profit you pay taxes on that money, so startups like to spend most of the money they bring in. They also want to show revenue growth, since that’s what investors like to see. You grow revenue by getting more paying customers. And you do that by doing what your customers want.

When you go public, your goal is to increase shareholder value. So you do this by reducing costs and finding ways to wring customers out of revenue. You find ways to nickle and dime customers out of revenue so much you develop an entire branch of law devoted to you suing your customers

The US ice cream ships could be a whole hour just by themselves

The IRA could teach them a thing or two about insurgency.

The fact that it’s not rotoscoped North Korean remakes proves we’re not in the Good Place.

Our options are “less worse” and “more worse.” We don’t get to vote for better.

Oh so I just need to be a lackey for the dems for thirty years and then I can con my way into a being a superdelegate and have some say in who I elect.

And then when I pick the atheist anarchist I get told they’re unelectable.

Also if I made something with “federation” I wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of Trek nerds showed up

I sure do love being forced to vote for a capitalist christian in every goddamn election.

Sure makes me feel like I fucking belong here.

The ability to hyperfocus on a problem to the detriment of my relationships and physical health is definitely something employers value

MFW I show up in proper obscure cosplay

The closest thing I have to a worst enemy is the mother of my children, but my kids also really love my cat so I don’t know how I’d answer.

Never trust a FART

There’s activism happening around 4/20. My dispensary is getting folks to post their experiences with medical use, and getting them to sign a petition and giving out stickers promoting my state’s recreational bill. Plus sometimes it’s fun to have fun. Having a single day (and time) to make it a cultural event helps with activism by removing the stigma against it.

I don’t celebrate 4/20 because I use it medicinally, but I’m glad it’s a thing if only because it makes everybody forget Hitler’s birthday.

Makes sense to me. Nations are defined by their monopoly on violence, and Palestine definitely doesn’t have that.

As someone who hasn’t gotten up for school in a while, one key is to wake up so late that you’re always late and just let the adrenaline take you.

Irish unification, Bell riots, and then the nuclear war