Jesus Christ it’s not Anne Frank, stop burning it.

Was…

Sketchy fast math says a 32" TV will be roughly 30" wide … Feet appear to be 3" in on each side which would put them at 24" on center… What kind of umpa lumpa ass table do you have? If that is your only option you can get a treated 8’ decking board for like $8, have Lowe’s cut it in half and throw it on top of the table to extend it.

You’d be first in line bitching that your TV fell over if they moved them in 6". Wall mounts are $18… buy one

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Ah the " no you are defense". Spectacular

Haha I’m not the one digging through month old dead posts on the Kmart version of reddit. It’s pretty entertaining to check in here every few weeks to see what all the potatoes are sperging about. Even better when you find the exceptional fella who does understand the fun parts of the internets.

Hopefully your parents had you tested if it took you that long to figure it out. Tism is pretty strong

You sure seem to have taken a real personal offensive to this… Is there anything you’d like to tell Chris Hansen?

Behind the bastards the war of the eggs

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He’s pre trussed for roasting.

Scrubs

O God, not the publics.

Haha yes I need therapy because I’m not going to live in a bat infested house just because it’s bat mating season.

“During bats’ maternity season, it is illegal to conduct bat abatement from your home.” Hahaha yes I will be sure to respect the bats squatters rights.

Well considering there are several billion bats in the world that is an exceptional amount of rabies

Good to see the umpa lumpas are doing ok.