When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

• Totally not Cave Johnson

Feeling tired from having to wake up early in the morning to got to work, holiday mode still engaged.

Was late for work yesterday and got food from a banned shop due to how spicy it is. Now I have sore throat T v T

Edit: Grammar

You’ve said it

It’s freezing every morning for the last few days

And I REFUSE TO WEAR SOCKS BECAUSE OF IT

AM NOT TURNING INTO A HUMAN TEALA COIL EVERY MORNING WEARING THEM

Say Hi to Captain Jack for me matey

+1 Kedah Man is real

Fast traveled to Shah Alam

Clear skies here with bits of dark clouds cruising by spouting rain threats

Completed, pretty interesting.

Spoiler for OP

Edit: formatting

TGIF BABY!!! Also, been doing some lower back exercises. It still hurts but not from the exercise T v T

Arh, break a leg. It’s always darn meds things up XD.

🤤

Everyone in the office is under the weather and took MCs. Me awkwardly trying not to be awkward around my boss because there’s no one around. Fails successfully not to be awkward XD.

That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

My denial is probably acting up again

Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

Woke up at 4am to the sound of rain. Turned my fan off and open the windows slightly. Damn, sleeping to the rain with a slight chill felt cozy.

Take care, chug water and get some lozenges if you need any.

Succulent 🤌🤌

Sup

Mouth watered, and I can smell it through the phone screen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Same here, nostrils were bombarded with the smell of haze the moment I swung open the window expecting it to be a chilly day. Ruined it completely smh.

Edit: typos, I hate typing on my phone XD

Try some Coffee~

Learned stick but drive auto nowadays and probably forgotten how to drive stick. But I can feel your words, reminds me of learning my my Dad’s old Saga where the biting point is very specific. Stalled it most of the time XD. Edit: grammar and double typed