If those Christians could read they’d be very upset

No deal, if I miss a day those little bastards will start multiplying

Still waiting on my gift card…

Come on now, we don’t need to sink to their level

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Skype you later!

A rather unflattering ai nude of the orange man. I might need therapy after that one…

Please delete this from the internet.

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Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

Hey, don’t knock it till you tried it

Germany: They may have invented fascism but we’re better at it!

USA: Hold my beer

No better way to get a head

No, but the bag I got is about to be an accomplice…

You know the rules, take her home

The right to hate flags! Edit: damn autocorrect…

Easy, marry the childhood friend. Ez loving for 2 months then you get to keep her stuff. Use story of dead wife as checkmate to cluster b issues. Once cluster b chicks find out about each other leave state and repeat. Next caller please

Y’all up in here bitchin like you weren’t just giggling bout that guillotining billionaires meme

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It happens

I reject your answer on the grounds that it’s stupid