This is so far beyond parody it has passed funny, then sad and now it’s kind of funny again.

And his mother was a tailor.

Duck yeah!

Ej, en pressechef der tager sin telefon? Jeg er chokeret!

The stomachpain is just noncoffee leaving the body.

Anything involving crypto is an invitation to scammers.

This was on my list but I guess there is no point now.

We will never learn what happened to this diverse group of strangers that found themselves on a mysterious island on a mysterious ship in a mysterious town on a mysterious farm.

Did they die and go to some sort of Hell? Are they being experimented on by aliens? Are they really in cryosleep onboard a spaceship? Is the whole thing a simulation or did a wizard do it maybe?

They still kick ass live. I’ll be seeing them in Copenhagen in two months.

I am so smrt.

That is called an elephant path or a desire path.

Sow chaos. It’s what russia does.

Full penetration.

You’re not wrong. My point is that zuck now loves trump in the same way as the protagonist loved Big Brother.

1984 literally ends with the protagonist winning the stuggle against himself and loving fascist Big Brother.

If only zuckerbot had actually read the book and understood irony.

They should say “We have food, liquor and porn”.

We’ve been over this already.

No it’s not!

Assistant to the president.

No, this is outrageous!

You don’t have to hold your breath during the underwater stuff. It’s not a video game.