I can predict death with 100% accuracy.

He was a lobbyist.

Thanks for warning me not to sleep that guy’s sister’s floor.

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Mine came from the dealer that way.

Anyone that says “jobs be asking” is right off my list if candidates.

I recognize those. My mom had almost everything in that picture.

If you start a trilogy with Episode 4, then everything before Episode 4 and after episode 6 is going to suck.

1970 Chevelle SS Wagon with a 454 and Cowl induction hood

We are animals with built in characteristics. Unless science re engineers humans, then we will never change.

The horse’s owner in my dream only spoke Chinese. I wish I would have had this with me at the time.

Chiropractic has its benefits. The problem is that you can’t make a living if all you are doing is the few things that chiropractic works for. That’s why they have to make all kinds of spectacular claims about the benefits and rope you into 6 months of twice a week visits.

The Dr I went to as a kid was an MD and had a chiropractic license. He was able to reset my rib when it got knocked out from being shoved between the seats on the school bus.

My soundbar has a tiny blue light in the bottom corner that’s on when the power is on and off when it’s off. I’ve never been distracted by the tiny little blue LED while watching TV.

Those 20 somethings are the student drivers. I know a lot of people who didn’t get a license til their mid 20s.

Do they have an opening for a fat, bald white guy wearing sweat pants and a stained wife beater? I could show them what a REAL white guy is like.

I’ve never seen the movie. Does it include all the ass raping like in the book? That was a little hard for me when I was forced to read it in school when I was 12.

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You could if you had faith in yourself. My momma always said “Jeff, you could do anything you want if you weren’t so damned stupid”. That’s why I never had faith in myself.

You’ve got my vote.

I’m going to guess that you’ve never been anywhere near a war. War is hell, no matter what the tech is. War is death and destruction at all cost. It’s the most horrific place a human can be at any time in history. Anyone who volunteers for it is either ignorant, brave, suicidal, homicidal, sadistic, or all of the above.