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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Between the two, I would have to say spitting gum. Why? I just don’t know. I just feel very strongly about this. Unreasonably strong. I think people who spit their gum out on the street should have their gums and teeth pulled out through their nostrils and surgically inserted into their livers. They need to be tried and executed for war crimes. Their houses needs to be cleansed by holy fire. Their family members, friends and acquaintances all needs to be individually, consecutively and ritually lowered into a cage of starving, blood-thirsty capybaras infected with gonorrhea and syphilis. Fight me.


  • I’ve been hearing strange noises coming from the other side of the wall in our apartment. It sounds like people talking and laughing, like a group of friends enjoying dinner together. But there’s something uncanny about it the way their voices sound. It’s similar to how a recording sounds when you play it backwards. Warped. Unintelligible. And it makes no sense, because that wall is what separates our apartment from the outside. There can’t possibly be a room there. My boyfriend doesn’t believe me at all. One day I knocked and shouted “hello?”. Eerie silence. I haven’t heard anything since.





  • När jag var ett barn var jag ganska ängslig och rädd om nätterna, men min tonåriga storebror brukade ibland röta runt i köket på nätterna och då kändes det tryggt. Det har hängt kvar tills nu när jag är vuxen inser jag. Älskar att sova när det sitter folk runt om kring mig och pratar, även om de är högljudda. Och om det är folk ute på gatan som festar tycker jag det är lika mysigt det med!