I would have been looking for hidden porn.

I’m more proficient with my anus.

Day Man

Yeti rights.

Brando was kind of a piece of shit.

That is some mall ninja shit.

Must a been a shitload of Tylenol in those trees.

Shitty way of saying she is a lesbian.

It’s ok he is also a twink.

Am I supposed to see a dick and two balls?

Hes on the spectrum you inconsiderate dick.

My vehicle is camouflaged inside. Even low value belongings are hidden under trash.

Bro she either found someone she likes more or found something she doesn’t like about you. Don’t hang around hoping that will change. Her loss.

Has it ever stopped?

I whip my dick out and angrily beat off. If I’m going to feel uncomfortable everyone is going to be uncomfortable.

String and 2 cans.

Why do you stereotype them?

If I accidentally slip it in his butt, will he forgive me?

Is he a top or a bottom?

I gotta buncha fuck books in the shed out back. You’re welcome to come by but the shitters full gotta go to the neighbors.