Hey, I think that’s somebody that I used to know.

I question the legality of Russian government.

How about them apples, Puttyput?

The very same file that according to him checks notes doesn’t exist?

Isn’t that an illegally forced agreement? I mean, the consumer already bought the product and is forced to enter an agreement after the fact? At least it feels like it would be illegal.

It’s the same with software, sure, but somehow I’ve been brainwashed into thinking it’s ok because it’s a digital product/I only agree to a license of said product.

Muuttaisin vertausta silleen, että autossa kartanlukijana istui toimittaja ja päätoimittaja ajoi autoa.

Normaalisti päätoimittaja kantaa kaiken (myös ensikädessä mahdollisen oikeudellisen) vastuun juttujen julkaisuprosessissa. Tässä tapauksessa jostain käsittämättömästä syystä ei.

Is this AI generated? Sounds really disjointed, muddy and all over the place.

Minor inconveniences are things you potentionally have control over. Major events you most likely don’t.

Imma make a game called Deerfact Park which is a deer simulator where you can do factual things that deers factually do like infiltrate a futuristic company and espionage steal their shit and then imma release it on steam take that corporate bastards.

Fuck.

You guys never seen free roaming bacon?

It’s infuriating that the tipping culture is trying to spread to europe as well. I live in Finland and went to a restaurant a couple of weeks ago and while paying the bill the payment machine (or what ever it’s really called) had the audacity to ask whether I want to tip or not.

No. I don’t. The wages of the waiters do not suck here as they do in the states. They’re not the greatest, but you get by.

That’s italian for bone apple tea.

As a Finn I usually just go: “Yeah, you don’t need to torture yourself. We can just do english.” So it’s a mix of Finland and Sweden.

That’s my secret. I haven’t.

So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?

How in the hell has that app gone so far down? This must be a record in enshittification.

Great until you lose your arm in an arms race or something. Locked out of your own home, armless. Lost the race, arm and home.

They can’t answer. Their house burned down for reasons.

I’m interestes to play this, but there’s no way that I’m paying 80€ for a video game on Steam. Ever.

I have a six-blade razor for my HeadBlade razor.