While your distinctions are correct in the academic way of referring to things, you are not considering the marketing way of referring to things. Behold, the AI powered rice cooker, powered by a magnet and heat, like every other rice cooker ever (because it works really well)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HOrMmWoMA

Marketing has decided that anything that does anything is “AI” now. Which is why people are insanely disenchanted with it.

That’s real government efficiency right there.

You guys are getting Christmas bonuses!?

You’re gonna need it kiddo.

Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success, don’t hesitate to step on them.

This is such a great game, excellent choice.

I love that this is a real thing.

Tax exempt!

TIL: Mercury is salty about its environment.

You’ve got it all wrong, Luigi was just helping out his dear brother who was increasingly frustrated and angered at the insurance company refusing to let him get patients the treatment they needed.

That’s not a real country

Yes.

No.

They didn’t take it out, it died of starvation.

Voters might change results!

Hans Reiser, who created reiserfs, was convicted of murdering his ex-wife. It was quite the deal at the time.

Surely nothing will go wrong with THIS corporate owned walled garden.

WTF is X? That is clearly a screenshot of Twitter.

Gold.

I love it here.