Don’t they have traffic wardens in Cambridge? They’d be fined and possibly towed as well here

Akshually it’s soy margarine

My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

Smoked every day and had some edibles with a friend. After it kicked in, it took about half an hour before we were way too high, went inside and were knocked out. For a random person experiencing that without knowing what they’d taken, they’d definitely think something was wrong. Maybe panic time instead of chilling on the couch and sleeping it off.

There’s so much potential, and it’s all being thrown in the gutter.

What a coincidence. Did you ever get tied to the mast and sent to distant lands?

But muh buzzwords?

Golden Brown is a song by the Stranglers released in 1982

It’s a watch ⌚ for bikes

Where intelligence in spitting out samples from big data vaguely related to prompt?

Because anything and everything is anti-Semitic

No same sex marriages because of historical accuracy, but of course a bear married to a horse could rule the Holy Roman Empire.

Lenin is pictured, what are you on about?

Not sure if this is Crusader Kings or not

The initial startup requires a bit of reading and then a few minutes every day pouring out a bit of starter and mixing flour and water

Capablanca’s chess variant, but only white got the memo

A Doot will visit you shortly. Please be at home between 6am and 1pm

Someone keeping their promises, finally!

Ragù isn’t French, but nice try.