There is is something funny to being this close to a bird flu pandemic while a fascist is president and people’s biggest problem seems to be that eggs are expensive. You can buy some chickens and collect and eat their periods yourself. Or just not eat eggs, but that seems like too wild of an idea apparently

Oh amazon you say? This is gonna be borderlands good.

Good luck surviving on “american made”. This is gonna be funny as hell

Smoging was almost gone here too like 10 or so years ago. Now it seems like almost everyone is back to cigarettes. I haven’t been on a single date with a non smoker in probably 4 years. I know a guy who has a pretty stubborn g Form of cancer for years, but he would never stop smoking. Everyone is like: yeah it’s unhealthy and all, but i’m cool like that. I get that and i don’t care about your health, it’s gross and you are a walking littering machine. There has to be better ways to be unhealthy

What’s next? Are they deporting him to a first world country?

Eggs are basically free as soon as they get rid of these egg stealing tranny’s. At least i assume that’s the problem