JailElonMusk

This just in, the Cavity Creeps have been nominated to run the American Dental Association.

Porky Pig will be overseeing the FAA.

And the late great Hannibal Lector will be leading the USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service.

The only thing that should be “slammed” is the cell door behind Hairplug Himmler.

Lock him up!

Lock him up!

The government doesn’t get to decide what is “of legitimate concern to the public”, we the people do! That’s why public record request laws and FOIA exist.

This guy needs to be selling corn dogs at a state fair and nowhere near the government.

Here we go!

Sending some serious thoughts and prayers about this one.

“It’s not the leopard fault they are hungry, and my face tastes so good. They’re still my favorite animal.”

Honestly, how can she call herself a Christian and be in the MAGA cult?

“The stranger who resides with you shall be to you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.”

Leviticus 19:34

“I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive.”

2 Timothy 4:3-4

That sounds like the code an idiot would use for their luggage.

Fun fact!

Now it will take as much experience to wax eyebrows as an Esthetician as it will to fly a plane and be responsible for hundreds of lives every day.

Glad these decisions are all based on merit.

Please demonstrate the courage that I cannot.

-Lisa Murkowski

I do not like that Elon Musk.

Never uttered a word I believe or trust.

He has fathered and fled more kids than Nick Cannon.

With a soul and heart more grotesque than Steve Bannon.

When he goes to jail the world will dance.

Until then we can smile as he pisses his pants.

When I think of who belongs in jail.

I think of the billionaires.

It’s called the Public Integrity Unit and is in charge of making sure investigations aren’t politically motivated.

I’m calling it now, it’s as good as closed for:

DEI

Wokeism

Or the classic “Efficiency” from the party that wants to add 5 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.

^ This guy gets it.

Isn’t this the same administration that declared meals on wheels to the poor elderly was waste, fraud, and abuse?

It’s obvious dear leader needs to get his favorite sandwich the Filet O’ Fascism.

And wash it down with a Sham(of a presidency) Shake.

That would require Republicans to find both their spine and their conscience.

Like RFK Jr. in a sewage filled creek, I’m not holding my breath.

Still moving strong, on and on

Holy shit, GOP Senators now have limits?

This new Dumb and Dumber movie isn’t very good.

Their suits aren’t even the right colors, and it’s way too stupid to be believable.

Obviously he was being “sarcastic” during that too.