For males I like natural colors best, for females I like pink best.

I have two things I consider:

• Height. They can’t be too tall!

I am 5ft/152cm tall.

If I am with someone taller than like, 5.6ft/168cm I will end up looking like a child next to them. They could pick me up like fucking King Kong, it freaks me out. Any form of casual physical intimacy would be obnoxious because I’d have to crane my neck back and stand on my tippies to reach them.

So close to my height or shorter is the ideal!

• Personality.

I think someone kind and thoughtful is best, with a gentle personality. Someone like say, Charles Ingalls (from the little house on the prairie show, not the real man).

I’m married to someone who meets my requirements.

You’re my husband and you told me about it, so I joined to help you and your friend.