That is a “kill on first hit it go home” kind of thing. Ima not gonna pick that mf up.

Yeah I really would love to use Python instead on JavaScript natively for the same use case.

Probably AI Pacino

I’m really sorry, but since this is the internet, I expected a “Yo mama” joke in the comments and am disappointed.

Especially considering the money the make plus the fact how easy it was to avoid this. They have someone in the both anyways.

This story has several aspects. Brain injuries most probably will not be healthy on the long shot. But it the effects his body show are an indicator for severity or of his body easily reacts this way is to be judged by professionals. Apart from that, this also is not the best look for the commercial product of football and the sports itself. However. The looks are killer important!!

Not really a mnemonic in German, but I once learned how to remember of the moon was in first or third quarter by comparing the form of the crescent with the Vereinfachte Ausgangsschrift cursive letters “a” (abnehmender Mond, first quarter crescent) and “z” (zinehmender Mond, third quarter crescent). The same applies to screws watching from the top, cursive “a” is for “auf” (open) and “z” for zu (close). By reading the comments, this is somewhat the closest you get to your mnemonic.

I forgot to mention I do not catch everything, preferably I avoid catching knives. And iron pans. Hammers also not. For some reason, my brain did a pretty solid job not to catch such items.

I regularly catch stuff that accidentally drops nearby me with my hands or I manganese to soften the hit in the ground by changing it’s trajectory with my feet.

That comes in handy as i am clumsy as hell.

Sorry, fällt mir jetzt erst auf… Was macht das Pferd in unserem Wappen denn für ein langes Gesicht? oO

What the actual duck?!

Das wäre eine Minderheitsregierung Hardcore Mode.

I stopped a time ago. Interestingly, the thing I miss most is maps. That sheer amount of user data paves the path for a fine traffic estimation.

Ok so for me it’s the 2012 maps logo, the 2013 gmail and the 2015 calendar logo.

Want another one? Sure.

Yo, facial recognition is utter bullshit at times. This “person” has been recognized by my NAS. Still cannot figure out, which of my relatives this hit resembles most…

…covfefe?

They do decent guitars as well

Sometimes I wonder why concepts with multiple passes occur so rarely in football, but when I see how players execute them, I know.

Is the roommate male? It kinda looks like the chair has been subject to modifications regarding creating a comfortable hollow for a ballsack along with one for its neighbor.