You wouldn’t steal a car

StEaLiNG iS AgAiNsT tHe LaW.

That’s it? I kind of expected something worse with the whole stink your making about it.

It just your typical kiddie hater comment, not worth paying attention to and certainly not worthy of a moderator’s time.

Just because you weren’t aware of them doesn’t mean they weren’t there.

I wouldn’t trust an architect even with making mortar(or a sound building design to begin with), but I would expect a top developer to be able to code.

It’s kind of a shit take though isn’t it? Animals are potentially dangerous and humans are also potentially dangerous.

The bear will most likely leave you alone if you don’t bother it and so will most humans. No need to bring sexism into it.

Blue blood? Off with his head!

Truly, a comic for every occasion.

Damn, can they reattach stuff when something like that happens?

Would you say that they are a thorn in your side? laugh track, drumroll, curtain call, gunshot

Hey, hey you.

Get some.

This comment screams “i dont fuck” really bad

^ This comment? Yeah, sure.

It’s time to wake up, your family misses you…

Well yeah, the pope is Antichrist.

The whole assassination of Jesus was an inside job orchestrated be Peter to become the first pope and lead the flock astray right in the hands of the devil!

I cast Fireball!

No, I actually don’t care how big the room is and no I don’t care about my party members taking damage, should’ve taken a fire retardation potion instead of becoming a retard who’s on fire.

“Suddenly”

Ah, normal computer user then.

(My immediate superior I like… less. She’ll do something wrong, I’ll try to fix it, and I’ll get reprimanded for trying to fix it.)

Because it’s fucked exactly how she likes it, you trying to unfuck it messes up her whole system ;)

Blunt force weapon.

The Nuremberg Defense didn’t work for the Nazis who weren’t useful and shipped overseas.