I have a glass buttplug with a handle of sorts that pushes the cheeks apart. It’s non UV resistant so does not interfere with the tanning. On the plus side, the interior of the rectum&anal cavity also get tanned with the glass transmitting the light.

If tariff checked based on country of origin it wont help.

And that just makes it better!

Did you account for multi parti sessions? I believe if you could comprise a crew of rotating pent up young fellers you would get there in no time.

Okay I checked, and based on ml per ejaculation, we would be talking from 160 to 534 releases to get there, so yeah the time intensiveness would be a problem

I’m expecting a new Bad Dragon toy to be in the works

Maybe its the dung and corpse flies they are after

I like the 3 movies in a row & doomscroll option while steaming on the things I should be doing. Then start stressing about not having time to do the things any more, so I will definitely do one of those things by next week (promise!)

This I have taken to call the holy trinity

Definitely wallet. I leave it in the strangest of places

If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess

There was a TV show???

Eräässä työpaikan kahvikeskustelussa pari päivää ennen tätä raakku casea pohdittiin mitä aspekteja suomalaisessa kulttuurissa arvostetaan, ja esiin nousi suomalaisten luontosuhde. Onhan se tavallaan totta että luonnosta nautitaan, kunhan se mukautuu täysin omaan idylliin. Ja onhan se luonnon kanssa yhteiseloa kun koko kesän autokolonnat matkustavat kerran viikkoon edes takaisin parin kolmen tunnin matkan päässä oleville kesämökeille.

God creates man

Think of the possibilities! A teaspoon or 2 of instant coffee in the cup and you are good to go! Garlicy coffee goodness /s

I mean honestly a spicy sweet tart combo could be really good

Hard to unsee

So basically late night karaoke at a bar

Honestly not the worst idea now I think about it. I have been using the paper towel soak method, but this could actually be less wasteful and easier on the organic composter. Thanks for the tip!

Edit: Ok so I dug into this a bit more (no pun intended), and seems its not the best idea due to the oil potentially seeping into groundwater.

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies