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That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!

Yeah. All I’ve got is a pic of me and my sibling on a cow. Childhood ruined. :p

I’ve played enough video games to know there’s either some valuable quest item in there, or a really good joke about digging in the toilet for treasures. Zero other options.

Putting an awful lot of trust in those joints…

That sucker falls, you may well get cut in half…

Free to go, maybe, but not free to go through. Plenty of property damage to pay for because fuck you and your skin color.

She has to pay for the pleasure of being stopped and abused. Insurance almost certainly won’t cover that.

I was thinking his hat was one of those fisherman’s hats that has the chin strap that usually is gathered up by the brim, and the pole of the umbrella was passed through that to steady the sway, but sadly I think that’s just the clasp to hold the umbrella closed.

I -can- do it, technically, with many mistakes and very slow, because it was forced on me in high school (around 2001), well after I’d refined my own typing style from chat rooms and instant messengers. I did it for that class, hated every second, and would go home to type the way I normally do, rather than practice it.

I type extremely fast despite using a mostly-sight-based, modified 2-3 finger hunt-peck. (As in one hand usually only uses two fingers, one uses three). I keep up with fast touch typers, around 90-95wpm, except when copying text verbatim (something I’ve never actually needed to do for any reason other than typing tests) so I have zero motivation to change what I do.

mmmm that sounds lovely, other than the star damage. Tho for exactly that reason I’m a big fan of gradual spring over sudden nice days. Give you a few days of “not warm enough for more than a couple hours” acclimation.

I think around 14 yrs now? They can live a max of like 20, so not doing too bad. His tank mate died a year back tho, so he’s been pretty lonely. Super friendly variety, likes interacting with my fingers.

They are reeves turtles, aka Asian pond turtles, and get a max of about 4 inches, so real tiny. My male topped out at 2 inches and the female got 4. They aren’t common in the US because their max size is just at the lower limit for selling turtles so they have to be fully mature adults before sale. I bought mine as newly hatched research animals, because that’s a loophole. :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_pond_turtle

It’s for sure barefoot t-shirt weather! (Just have to avoid all the puddles!)

I definitely prefer warm though, right around 30c/85f is ideal for me.

37.4, I can see that. I don’t open the windows at that temp (45f/7.2c is about the lowest I’ll go) because I have a turtle, but I do very much enjoy going outside when it hits solidly above freezing.

I have that problem with my butt. Can be 10 billion degrees and sweaty af and I have to have a blanket over my butt, even if I have shorts on.

I don’t have that problem any time except sleeping, though.

I hope it lasts a long time and they all quit and nobody wants to work there anymore and we have to rethink having so much airport security. Not like they do anything useful anyway.

I know I know, wishful thinking.

It’s not often I’m able to read things in a voice other than my own, but I read this one as Jason Mendoza from The Good Place and it was perfect.

If true, that definitely assumes it’s built on a slab foundation or into a basement.

Where I’m from, where full basements are the norm and slab foundations are mostly for commercial properties, it would be entirely above the foundation (first floor is at least 5 foot above the basement floor) and have no impact whatever on sealing.

You might be interested in the way brothers: a tale of two sons uses their controls. Each stick controls one of the two characters. It’s not exactly groundbreaking, but it certainly is different.

What a good kitty cleaning up the data for you!

A lot of juice is at least partially from concentrate for exactly that reason anyway. Such a waste to package the end product rather than the middle one that already exists…

We’ll never again allow an election to be stolen by anyone other than us

FTFY