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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • As much as I’d love to convince you to drink some other cocktails, you’ve got a set of decent selections already. I’ll add and reiterate.

    Bourbon $25-$35 (depending on where you are assuming US) these are mixing price and all eminently sippable neat:

    • Wild Turkey 101
    • Elijah Craig Small batch
    • Buffalo Trace
    • Old Grand Dad Bottled in Bond

    Tennessee whiskey (like Jack Daniels but better and about the same price):

    • George Dickel

    Scotch $20-$25 It will hit the note for speyside drinkers and won’t break the bank:

    • Chivas 12yr

    Scotch $35-$50 cheap single malt you won’t mind sipping after the party:

    • Glenfiddich 12
    • Glenlivet 12
    • Bruichladdich Laddie

    Irish $55-$60 not big on Irish whiskey, but I always have a bottle for the ones who insist and Jameson is frat party trash:

    • Redbreast 12yr

    White Rum $20-$25

    • Plantation 3 stars
    • El Dorado 3yr

    If you feel like something with color and a bit bigger flavor,

    • Appleton Signature

    If I could beg you to step away from the amaretto, a boulevardier is a fine whiskey cocktail that can be adjusted easily to taste. Get you some campari and sweet (red) vermouth (carpano antica, cocchi di torino, or punt e mes) to go with the bourbon. I like a ratio of 2 bourbon to 1 campari and 1 vermouth.
















  • Tom Homan

    During the Obama administration, which deported a record number of people, he served as head of the ICE** **branch charged with arresting and deporting immigrants. For his work, he even won the nation’s highest civil service award. “Thomas Homan deports people,” declared a 2016 profile about him in the Washington Post. “And he’s really good at it.” *(*Homan reportedly keeps a framed copy of the story in his office.) After taking office, Trump said he had heard people describe Homan as “nasty” looking, and said, “That’s what I’m looking for.”

    Lest we forget Obama was a centrist in progressive clothing (the tan suit obviously).

    Obligatory “Thanks Obama.”