I drove a beater with no note for like twenty years and just rented for car trips.

Having two or three car payments a year is cheaper than twelve.

It’s unconventional, but plenty of people do it.

Well, I thought it was funny.

Our backs hurt and our knees aren’t what they used to be.

It’s the second paragraph on the post.

What exactly is quantum computing? Like can someone eli5?

US agriculture is shockingly self regulated.

I’ve got one of the older models. I love it. What do you mean when you say the magnet?

WHOOOOOAA WHOA I’m halfway there!

An expanse tear runs down my cheek.

Let’s pump up the flyover real estate market?

He was a corporate raider, so he was sort of the bad guy in 80s comedy movies.

Corporations are people too my friend.

What we really need now is a nice World War one.

A nice large draft to cull the world’s population and make sure the working class appreciates how good they have it to not be in a muddy trench.

Talking faster is one of the more helpful hints I ever got.

But never try to get your car to play phonk, it’ll just play you some funk. Which is cool too, but not what I was going for.

I’m not sure which is worse.

I’m pretty sure they deep fry them to dehydrated them too

CDs don’t last that long. I had a buddy that worked for a radio program tell me that the tapes lasted a lot longer. This was mid 2000s and he was already seeing failures. I think they were fairly early adopters, but still it couldn’t have been that long.

I think this must have happened before my time.

A sonar pulse can literally boil a person in the water.

Operation Paperclip is calling from inside the house.

That’s only because a glass of milk is kind of gross.