







Cue the Black Eyed Peas …


I think him admitting he repeatedly exposed himself to radio co-hosts Wendy Harmer and Paul Holmes under the guise of a “harmless joke” may not have helped his career.


It’s time to chuck Schumer.


Here is your beer “Sir” …

“Best I could do son at such short notice.”

Allow me to introduce you to 80s legend Eddie the Eagle.

And then tweet about it …


The first rule of Pickleball Club is …
Is that the elephant named Leeloo?

Ape alone… weak. Apes together… talk shit on internet

I think they mean if they put on an eye piece and start repairing a watch in front of you. Happened to me so many times.

Maslow’s hammer. “When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” Abraham Harold Maslow in 1966.
We never learn.


Do you need to go world war number one or world war number two?


This takes me back. I worked for a software company a long time ago that used these types of physical dongles and they would serve two purposes. One to prevent the software from running, and also to store data in one or more registers with more detailed license entitlements beyond just will it run. Like how many client connections are allowed, license expiry, etc. There was a switch to USB based dongles at some point and then software licenses often tied to physical attributes of the server that the software was running on.
Physical dongles remained popular with customers for longer than you would expect mostly in my often air gapped previous industry where the ability to rapidly deploy new hardware in the case of a failed server, transferring a dongle based license was a simple matter of plugging the existing dongle into the new server and you were up and running again. Many soft licenses required internet connectivity or required you to revoke the license from the old server and reassign on the new computer taking into account the new hardware identifiers for locking the license down to the specific server.
I can still hear them rattling about in my top work drawer as I opened and closed them.


He was probably relying on ineffective Microsoft antivirus protection.


I can see why these gifts appealed to Trump.

