One of my molars is capped in gold and there are titanium screws with a matching plate on one ankle, so I figure I could get more.

No in-flight movie? Cheapskate owners couldn’t spring for business class?

This is why I had a light yellow tint applied to my glasses last time I got some. Yellow industrial safety glasses also work, for those who don’t have prescription lenses.

No, it won’t.

Agreed! One of the few things I miss about Calgary is the LRT.

As my street doesn’t get plowed in the winter and turns into deep ruts when the ice melts and refreezes (Saskatoon), I want something with big enough wheels to climb out of said ruts. I would also like a sodium ion battery as those are proving to perform better in very cold temperatures.

Otherwise, the Malaysian Ora Good Cat in pistachio green is too stylish to pass up. https://www.gwm.com.my/en/models/ora-good-cat

No loss. I got talked into joining a Discord group and hated everything about it.

I used to find that a glass of wine eased period cramps, back in the day. Admittedly, I never had severe cramps, just a dull ache.

We usually celebrate half price chocolate day on the 15th

I don’t think they’ve ever run out quite this quickly before.

Or an old school film camera.

What’s gone right: pulling the dryer out, detaching the duct, vacuuming the floor, sticking the vacuum hose up the duct to suck out as much lint as possible.

What wasn’t gone so well: sucking out a dessicated sparrow and mouse. 😬 I guess my first outdoor chore this spring will be installing a 1/4” hardware cloth screen in the outside vent.

Drove myself there, didn’t drink much, didn’t go to his place until I had known him for several weeks

Does any German actually want to drink it?

Ducks and runs for cover

Meh, the German lady that I saw sunbathing topless in Belize was built for comfort rather than speed. And that’s perfectly fine.

Europeans have a different attitude about nudity. Perfection is not required.

Greece in summer would probably be pretty hot. I don’t do well with heat, so that lets me out.

You can do it, I have faith in you. 😸

When I lived in Calgary, I sometimes used to pass a unicycle rider downtown while riding my bike to work. When I moved here, I started riding to work in the first spring and found myself passing a unicycle rider one morning. Then I came out to the bike rack at the end of the day and saw a unicycle chained to it.

“Holy hell! Did he follow me here!?”

He looks just like you’d expect.