How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

From this I have learnt the Wirral is an overpopulated tennis court.

Is that lemonfred?

Where do the Scandinavians live if not at home?

R

The gate that goes both ways

No, no I can’t.

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Caught in a landslide?

M

Maybe they are whale skulls

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn’t be an issue.

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they’ve had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

No good at likensubs*

Kgatlw?

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere