ijustlookatpictures@feddit.uk to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoA man walks into a psychic t-shirt shopmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareA man walks into a psychic t-shirt shopijustlookatpictures@feddit.uk to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in “large”. The shop keeper replies, “sorry, we only have a medium”
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoDid you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail? It was a small medium at large.
minus-squarelemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoAs he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: “that’s a little con descending.”
Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
It was a small medium at large.
As he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: “that’s a little con descending.”