• ARk@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    OP encounters the protagonist who just woke up from cryogenic sleep

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    9 months ago

    Another option was to give him a lengthy contract to sign before he gets the burger. The terms and conditions could contain a clause where it says every bite he takes will have to be paid back with interest, either in currency or in burgers. This would require to keep a draft of this on you at all times.

    Or you could have said no.

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9 months ago

    I’d probably end up doing the same, then be worried the person is going to poison themselves, find me, and report me for poisoning them with the burger I gave them and possibly end up in prison.

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    9 months ago

    If they are hungry enough to ask for it, they probably need it more than me. I can get more food if I’m still hungry.

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      9 months ago

      Yuh how I see it too. My brain my lock up a bit too but I’d do the same, like damn if you’re asking for an actively eaten burger you must really really need it. Could also be some kind of blood sugar emergency thing too.

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    9 months ago

    I heard of a challenge where you do things you expect to get rejected. eg ask for the senior discount at a restaurant when you’re clearly not a senior. Maybe the kid from the bus was doing just that, not expecting anon to actually give them his burger.

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      9 months ago

      As long as people aren’t being a jerk about it, I see no harm in that.

      A similar question happened to me, where a man asked me if he can have a 20oz cup but fill it with soup. And not really gaf about my min-wage job, said sure, thanks for asking!

      Then for like a month, I was politely ask if there’s any discounts, or if I can have like 50 packs of mustard. And sometimes I did accidentally upset a worker and I’d have to explain that I was really expecting a NO and seeing where it would go.

      It helped me also become better at receiving rejection, which is a useful skill.

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        There are two separate cultures around asking for favors like this.

        In one, a person can ask for anything without being considered rude, but they are expected to not react negatively to being told ‘no’.

        In the other, it is expected that you only ask for something if you’re sure the answer will be yes. Asking for something to which you expect a rejection is rude in this culture. Also people tend to react negatively to being told ‘no’, as they were fully expecting a ‘yes’.

        I grew up in the latter system, as it is what most of the western world uses. It requires far more social aptitude and ability to pick up on queues. It causes a ton of problems (especially with dating) and is a nightmare for anyone on the autism spectrum.

        This is a long way of saying: be careful of who you ask for random favors from. In a customer role it’s fine, but it may not go well with friends/family.