Sxf6 titan catastrophically implodes leaving a debris field from e5 to g6
It could become even bigger mess if there are hidden mines somewhere around there (from when pawns were hidden)
I’m so glad this is happening. Long live anarchy chess
we can still win this. Knight to H6.
The board shrinks to a 5x5 square. Everyone gets scrambled
Black horsey is actually a decepticon and transforms into Starscream who unfortunately has an emotional breakdown because Megatron will not reciprocate Starscream’s undying love, who falls in love with the hot Starbucks barista who just so happens to be a young Shia Labeouf.
Alternatively, Shia LaBeouf appears from the edge of the map and starts chasing the king impostors. But their legs, they’re caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off their legs, limping toward the cottage, now they’re on the doorstep, sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf, sharpening an axe, Shia LaBeouf.
I think the knight in b8 should teleport into the center of the board but also turn into a mouse and grow in size so that it takes up 2x2 spaces
Knight b1 expands to b6
