• Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Well ackshually, due to the nuclear force, my atoms and my cars atoms never touch the road, we merely ride the electromagnetic repulsion

    Edit: also I don’t have an international treaty with the roads atoms

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      10 months ago

      Yea that’s the secret sauce right there. Did you enter into a contract with any atoms?

      No? Well then technically the state of California belongs to you and you never ever have to pay any bills, you know cause according to maritime law atoms can freely “travel”…

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        9 months ago

        Sovereign plutonium: “Is the strong nuclear force detaining my neutrons or are they free to go?”

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      10 months ago

      By that definition nothing has ever touched anything on earth for billions of years outside of rare and expensive nuclear testing apparatus, therefor touching loses all meaning outside of the context in which it describes atoms interacting with each other’s electromagnetic field as a result of kinetic energy transferal.

      Step out of the vehicle and place your hands on the hood.