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minus-squareSwingingTheLamp@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·edit-29 months agoPlant: joke’s on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy Human: sure, but it means you’ll go down with us as we destroy ourselves Plant: … Plant: shit
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 months agoSo will every other plant, though.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-29 months agoYup “jokes on you, we rely on bees” Humans: kills the bees
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoThey’re plants, they are still learning english
Plant: joke’s on you, getting you to propagate my species has been a wildly successful reproductive strategy
Human: sure, but it means you’ll go down with us as we destroy ourselves
Plant: …
Plant: shit
So will every other plant, though.
Yup “jokes on you, we rely on bees”
Humans: kills the bees
They’re plants, they are still learning english
Probably not though.