• littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Every so often, I find it amusing to paint a quick picture of that scene and close it with: “Are you 100% certain that every dick you’ve sucked was thoroughly washed mere minutes before punching your tonsils? If not, you’ve had the inner rim of at least one random unknown toilet stamping its petri dish against your throat, and some of you enjoyed it. Facts don’t lie.”