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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoWhy does he poop purple?
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-29 months agoI don’t know how his digestive system works, but in ours, the bile and biliruben that are part of the process are both yellowish. After mixing with the food remains it becomes brown.
minus-squareCustardFist@feddit.nlOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoBoring answer: purple blood cells. Who can come up with a funnier answer? …………….
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoWhy is his asshole bleeding?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoAlso how does an alien with no nipples instantly understand the concept of milk but not cheese?
minus-squareCustardFist@feddit.nlOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoYou’re full of questions today, huh? Well, frankly, I don’t know where this species gets their milk from. Maybe from small patches in their armpits. 🤷♂️ Not knowing about cheese is excusable in this case, because the alien clearly hasn’t got a dick, so no dick cheese. ☝️😲
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Why does he poop purple?
I don’t know how his digestive system works, but in ours, the bile and biliruben that are part of the process are both yellowish. After mixing with the food remains it becomes brown.
Boring answer: purple blood cells.
Who can come up with a funnier answer? …………….
Why is his asshole bleeding?
Also how does an alien with no nipples instantly understand the concept of milk but not cheese?
You’re full of questions today, huh?
Well, frankly, I don’t know where this species gets their milk from. Maybe from small patches in their armpits. 🤷♂️
Not knowing about cheese is excusable in this case, because the alien clearly hasn’t got a dick, so no dick cheese. ☝️😲