Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square277fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前message-square277fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAdi2121@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 年前The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
minus-squarekakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 年前Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
minus-squaredystop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 年前It only works if you touch it with your penis.
minus-squareAdulated_Aspersion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前There are no downsides. Perfect.
minus-squarewattanao@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 年前The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.
minus-squaresayabulegila@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 年前but you must feel a paper cut from every single page of knowledge
minus-squaresayabulegila@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前ooh, good thought! guess you could upload books and print them in nano-sized font
minus-squareeltimablo@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Every book you encounter will always be written in a language you don’t speak.
minus-squaretr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·2 年前… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.
The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
It only works if you touch it with your penis.
There are no downsides. Perfect.
The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.
but you must feel a paper cut from every single page of knowledge
Better print smaller then!
ooh, good thought! guess you could upload books and print them in nano-sized font
Every book you encounter will always be written in a language you don’t speak.
… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.