• Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Remember, kids. Reagan loved small town values, which is why he moved to Hollywood.

    He believed in the family, which is why he dumped the mother of his children for a hot blonde trophy wife.

    He believed in the Christian church, which is why he consulted an astrologer for his major decisions.

    He hated illegal drugs, which is why he signed off on the biggest cocaine smuggling operation in history.

    Oh yeah, he was a fink for the FBI while he was head of the Screen Actors Guild.