• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    11 months ago

    Let’s make everyone’s taxes 9-9-9. That’s the same type of deal that works at pizza restaurants, so of course it’ll be good for the country. Only the biggest brains can think of this, which coincidentally means I’m too smart for vaccines.

    What do you mean I’m dead from covid? And my twitter corpse is still promoting the conservative policies that killed me?

    Anyway, flat tax!